but I’ll let you enjoy me for a moment
while I figure out what to do
You don’t look like something I should eat
but I’d still like to attack your face
for some reason
Maybe I’m supposed to be here
and you’re not
but I’ll let you enjoy me for a moment
while I figure out what to do
You don’t look like something I should eat
but I’d still like to attack your face
for some reason
Maybe I’m supposed to be here
and you’re not
I have been waiting most of the day for those flying guys to leave so I can POUNCE
I’m ready – I’m ready – I’m ready!
There is someone staring at me though, I can feel it.
HOLD
HOLD
Okay…let’s do this.
A friend told me I deter spiders.
“Elemol” they said.
I don’t dislike them;
They do me no harm.
But what a strange thing
to tell me after all this time.
This coming from a citrus sinensis.
Flaunting his beautiful color.
Aloft for great perspective –
Alight for calm feathers.
Long days of survival –
Pesty humans swarm IX XII V.
I don’t think they meant to leave me here.
It will be dark too soon.
Meant for simple storage.
Double wall corrugation!
Much longer waiting and I’ll become a sign.
Ripped and tattooed for coin.
Permanently prepared;
Agape to worldly plight.
I am silent
(with proper operation).
I cannot let them see my happiness
when the stall sounds.
– Cessna Stall Warning Horn
The primary question.
Forget my solitude here,
why are YOU so dirty?
Worn and unworn.
Abandoned in my worst condition surely
destined for the heap.
– The Lollapalooza Shoe