Friend Pipes

Were you up all night again?!
Oh come on man…do we have to do this again?
Fine, fine…I’ll just let you go out and drown yourself.
DUDE what is your problem? Water comes FROM us. We are ALWAYS drowning.
You know what I mean.
You don’t have to act like my big brother.
Somebody should look out for you.
Well, look at you! You’re huge! Why not lose a few pounds?
[sigh] Forget it. We’re stuck here.