Nice to have the day off isn’t it, Chicago?
Sure is, America.
You think anybody notices us when it’s calm?
That’s kinda sad, isn’t it?
I guess – they appreciate us on the windy days though.
Hah – isn’t it hilarious when people think Chicago is actually a “windy” city?
I love hearing that on our busy days. It’s even better when someone gets blown over.
Sure is nice to rest though.